Lies My Mother Told Me

book title

Lies My Mother Told Me



Melissa Rivers
Published Date : 2022-04-12
Amazon

Description

If you think Joan Rivers said funny, outrageous, and ridiculous things ONSTAGE, wait ’til you read the funny, outrageous, and ridiculous things she said OFFSTAGE…things that will make you laugh out loud…and keep Melissa in therapy for the foreseeable future. The only thing my mother loved more than making people laugh was lying…or as she’d say, “embellishing.” Her motto was: “Why let the truth ruin a good story?” This book contains some of those stories. ***************** “When Joan told a story, the truth disappeared faster than I did.” — Jimmy Hoffa “If you thought Dante’s Inferno was hot, read Lies My Mother Told Me; it’s a five-alarmer.” — Dante’s second wife, Allie “Twelve of my twenty-six personalities loved this book.” — Sybil “The words on the page absolutely crackle and spark; I burned my fingers reading it!” — Annie Sullivan “The Bible may be the good book, but Lies My Mother Told Me is way funnier.” — Matthew 2:14 The Jets. 7 “Lies My Mother Told Me is the feel-good book of 2022.” — Torquemada “All’s not well that ends well. I’ve had massages with happier endings.” — Wm. Shakespeare “Melissa, I don’t care what your mother said in this book, I LOVE your bangs.” — Mamie Eisenhower “Lies My Mother Told Me is so funny even those ‘woke’ m***********s will laugh.” — Lenny Bruce


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Lies
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Me
Mother
Told
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truth
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read
loved
Melissa
twenty-six
reading
thing
Allie
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Lenny
Hoffa
woke
Sullivan
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therapy
wife
foreseeable
Bruce
five-alarmer
care
burned
ONSTAGE
endings
told
Her
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hot
Jets
absolutely
Alls
funnier
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page
feel-good
Inferno
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Rivers
stories
spark
fingers
LOVE
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ruin
crackle
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Jimmy
Shakespeare
Matthew
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people
thought
motto
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Torquemada
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make
Twelve
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Bible
making
words
massages
ends
happier
shed
Eisenhower
Sybil
future
Mamie
Wm
personalities

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